Theres some things a man just shouldnt do. In one mans case, this advice regrettably comes too late. He already went there, done that, and his wife decided he would pay the ultimate piper for it. Pun intended.
The crime? A 32-year-old man, Fan Lung of Chinas Henan province, was talking to his mistress, when get this are you ready? he was on her phone, and forgot to log out of the messaging service. His poor wife, Feng Lung, stumbled across multiple messages of his lucid affair and decided to take the law (albeit scissors) into her own hands. She snuck into the bedroom while he was already sleeping and SNIP off with its head, executioner style.
If this wasnt enough, the pathetic man was rushed to the hospital where luckily doctors were able to sew it back on. He was in his hospital bed, when again, his wife broke through security somehow, while he was sleeping and SNIP decided he didnt deserve to have it sewn back on.
She threw it out of a window and hospital staff, nor authorities called to the scene were able to find it. Its believed a stray cat or dog found it, and well, you know how that goes.
But, this didnt stop him from viciously and memberlessly (this isnt a word but fits in quite well for mercilessly given the context) trying to fight his wife for what she had done to him yet again.
A hospital spokesman said,
The first we were aware of what happened was when someone came into the reception area to say a naked man was beating up a woman outside the hospital. Staff rushed out to see what was happening and found the patient with blood streaming down his legs hitting the woman.
The mans mistress, a mere 21-year-old, is still sticking by her new man, regardless. He must have a big bank account, but that may be cut, too, come divorce time.
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